Hittade den här på twerds och bara måste lägga ut här. Så härliga meningar och så otypiskt Edward. Och det är väl därför vi aldrig kommer få höra dom ;)

1. Bella, you have just been PUNK'D!!!!
2. Bella, I'm gay.
3. Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect
4. Yo. Bella. Wassup?
5. Bella. I'm leaving you... For Jacob
6. You know, I think that Jessica and I are meant to be together. See ya!
7. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh?
8. Alice, would you be upset if I told you that I MAY have tried on your undies this morning? (
9. I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can you possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah
10. I worship 50 Cent

11. Bella, Im pregnant...

12. Bella, when I left you... I had an affair...